Remember that Time

  • I was carried into the ocean to fight my fear of stingrays and my mom stepped on one
  • I had a phobia of bugs and thousands of wasps were in my window
  • I broke a seven foot mirror and became diabetic that summer
  • I rescued my sister from a party and got the getaway car stuck in snow
  • I was accused of being pregnant and hadn’t had my first kiss
  • I got  drunk on campus and walked into a live deer
  • I tried to drive north but went an hour and a half east
  • There were guns fired at my apartment and my roommate let people inside to say Hi
  • I emailed my boyfriends father a powerpoint about our sexcapades
  • I ended up with squatters in my apartment