One Mirror, Seven Years
"Five points... will be awarded to each of you."
"For sheer dumb luck."
-Professor McGonagall
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- Bombed my Bio final so I had to email the head of the department and beg for .5% or 1 point of credit so that I could get a C- in the class :(
- Found out that I can opt out of my Chemistry Final that was cumulative and would have kicked my ass if I go in and fill out a scan tron tomorrow during office hours. Leaving me with a B.
I just want a pretty decent report card… Is that too much to ask for?????
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today my chem lab TA emailed me to tell me she loved my dirty sentences that I made from the periodic table for extra credit
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I decided to be “fun girlfriend” and wrestle with Don but I fell and hit my arm and now I have a giant bruise and I now understand VaLPals plight.
Shame :(
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welp last night it was me but tonight its her. poor thing is too drunk to take care of herself but with some help we finally got her to bed.
I just wish she felt better
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Semi Transparent Lips & Nails (changes colour with your blog background - drag it!)
OH YMG OSH THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED IT TO BE
This. Is bad ass.
Ohmygoodness, it looks so cool on my page!
omg ogmomg THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED AT ALL
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Photoset reblogged from Why, oh why, can't I?
How to: make kitten burrito
There is no head support. You have to head support for the ity bity head!
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no its okay I just drank 70% of a bottle of malibu between the hours of 6&11…. im cool
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Video reblogged from Why, oh why, can't I?
Here’s hoping your favorite NFL team doesn’t draft an imaginary player tonight.
“Bust her hymen” he’s got a lot of pop.
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An honest trailer for Harry Potter.
I think I just peed my pants laughing so hard!
This is beautiful
Amazing. Pure Genius
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Appreciate my bestie. Golden Girl Love at the national championship. the first video is them but you also have to look up the hip hop tab and search for the University of Missouri Golden Girls
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IM FUCKIN PISSING
I CANT FUCKING HANDLE THIS BUT OMG I’M SO GLAD THAT I CLICKED THAT BUTTON. FUCKING CLICK IT
The fuck did I just watch.
Can I marry you or
Watching this in the middle of class was the worst idea ever I can’t breathe
He is just so attractive like omg
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The girls and I are moving into a three person apartment next year on the second floor. We are leaving our crazy roommate behind and moving on to bigger and better things (namely the closets). I am super excited that we get to keep the same rate and the two hundred dollar gift card bonus… Plus no moving fee.
